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Father:         I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son:             “I will choose my own bride!”
Father:         “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son:            “Well, in that case – ok”

Next:           Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father:        “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates:   “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father:        “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates:   “Ah, in that case – ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father:        “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President:   “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father:        “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President:   “Ah, in that case – ok”

Moral: Even if you have nothing, you can make things happen.
That is very true my friend…