Fish Any1 – Not till U read this!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2010 by randomsay
More information on BASA fish
 
BASA  FILLETS are a common fish in all the local food stores.M any are snatching up the fish at supermarkets as they are very cheap. The fish looks good but read the article and you will be shocked.

This product is from Vietnam .

Do you eat this frozen fish called BASA?
( Pangasius, Vietnamese River Cobbler, White Catfish, Gray Sole also Pacific Dory)  

Industrially farmed in Vietnam along the Mekong River , BASA or Pangas or whatever they’re calling it, has only been recently introduced to the French market. However, in a very short amount of time, it has grown in popularity in France . They are very, very affordable (cheap), are sold in filets with no bones and they have a neutral flavor and texture; many would compare it to cod and sole, only much cheaper. But as tasty as some people may find it, there’s, in fact, something hugely unsavory about it. I hope the information provided here will serve as very important information for you and your future choices. Here’s why it is better left in the shops and not on your dinner plates:

1.  BASAS or Pangas are teeming with high levels of poisons and bacteria. (industrial effluents, arsenic, and toxic and hazardous by-products of the growing industrial sector, polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs), DDT and its metabolites (DDTs), metal contaminants, chlordane-related compounds (CHLs), hexachlorocyclohexane isomers (HCHs), and hexachlorobenzene (HCB) ).

The reason is that the Mekong River is one of the most polluted rivers on the planet and this is where basa/pangas are farmed and industries along the river dump chemicals and industrial waste directly into it. Avoid eating them because they contain high amounts of contamination. Regardless of Reports and recommendations against selling them, supermarkets still sell them, knowing full well that they are contaminated.

2. They freeze Basa/Pangas in contaminated river water.

3. BASA/Pangas are raised in Vietnam . Pangas are fed food that comes from Peru ( more on that below ), their hormones ( which are injected into the female Pangas ) come from China .. ( More about that below ) and finally, they are transported from Vietnam to other countries .

4. There’s nothing natural about Basa/Pangas – They’re fed dead fish remnants and bones, dried and ground into a flour (from South America ), manioc ( cassava ) and residue from soy and grains. This kind of nourishment doesn’t even remotely resemble what they eat in nature. But what it does resemble is the method of feeding mad cows ( cows were fed cows, remember? ). What they feed basa/pangas is completely unregulated so there are most likely other dangerous substances and hormones thrown into the mix. The basa/pangas grow 4 times faster than in nature, so it makes you wonder what exactly is in their food? Your guess is as good as mine.

5. Basa/Pangas are injected with Hormones Derived from Urine. They inject female Basa/Pangas with hormones made from the dehydrated urine of pregnant women, the female Pangas grow much quicker and produce eggs faster ( one Basa/Panga can lay approximately 500,000 eggs at one time ). Essentially, they’re injecting fish with hormones ( they come all of the way from a pharmaceutical company in China ) to speed up the process of growth and reproduction. That isn’t good. And also consider the rest of the reasons to NOT eat BASA.

6. You get what you pay for – and then some. Don’t be lured in by insanely cheap price of Basa/Pangas. Is it worth risking your health and the health of your family?

7. Buying Basa/Pangas supports unscrupulous, greedy corporations and food conglomerates that don’t care about the health and well-being of human beings. They are only concerned about selling as many basa/pangas as possible to unsuspecting consumers. These corporations only care about making more money at whatever cost to the public..

8. Basa/Pangas WILL make you sick – If you don’t get ill with vomiting, diarrhea and effects from severe food poisoning, congratulations, you have an iron stomach! But you’re still ingesting POISON not “poisson”.

Final important note: Because of the prodigious amount of availability of Basa/Pangas, be warned that they will certainly find their way into other foods like imitation crab sticks, fish sticks, fish terrines, and probably in some pet food too. Just check the Ingredient List to see if Basa is one of the ingredients. Good Luck.

You have been warned !!!

Best Marketing Strategies ever

Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2010 by randomsay

Father:         I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son:             ”I will choose my own bride!”
Father:         ”But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son:            ”Well, in that case – ok”

Next:           Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father:        ”I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates:   ”But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father:        ”But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates:   ”Ah, in that case – ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father:        ”I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President:   ”But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father:        ”But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President:   ”Ah, in that case – ok”

Moral: Even if you have nothing, you can make things happen.
That is very true my friend…

Cure for Diarrhoea (From Email)

Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2010 by randomsay

QUICKEST WAY TO STOP DIARRHOEA
by: A Singaporean

 

When someone gets diarrhoea, sometimes the solution is so easy, we wonder why anyone has to suffer.Of all the ingredients here, the most potent is Rice, but not in the usual form we eat it in, and neither would rice porridge work too well.

The secret is in rice water.

This is already known in this region. Ask your maids — Sri Lankan, Indonesian, Filipina and they would know about it.  
My Malaysian relatives know about it.

(My mother) knew about it. When Dr Albert Winsemius came to Singapore for a farewell and thank you dinner in his honour, he brought along his wife Aly and his granddaughter, Jolijn. Both women came down with very bad gastroenteritis. They saw the doctor who gave them medication. It was slow to work.

Mother boiled some rice in lots of water and went to their hotel with two 1.5L bottles of rice water.  I cringed in shame at the offer of this folk remedy, which seemed so primitive to me. Never heard of this cure before.  To my surprise, it worked, and they were even able to go out for dinner the next day. Both were exclaiming how the rice water did the trick of making them well again. Well, lucky it worked, I thought to myself.

I was discussing this some years back with Kim Ng, the ex-matron of KK Hospital . She said, yes, that is what Professor Wong Hock Boon, the
notable pediatrician teaches. I was shocked and made some comment how could he? It was common knowledge so what had he to do with it?

Many months later, I regretted laughing at it.  Dr Christina Shanta Emmanuel, who is the CEO of…uh, which group I have forgotten, either
National Health Group, or Polyclinics, or whatever.. regarded me seriously when I brought up the topic like it was good fun.. She said that Prof Wong Hock Boon had presented a paper on it at some conference after he had done clinical trials.  

Then his results were published in the Lancet, the Medical Journal all doctors read. In fact, said Shanta, he was credited for saving the lives
of 2 million African babies by this method.

I am impressed.

It is rice water and not rice, that does the trick. I have found it effective again and again.

THE EXACT RECIPE


You take a handful of rice and boil it in a large saucepan with lots of water. Like three or four large glasses. Then you cool that and drink the water. If you are in a hurry to relieve the ailing person, take the saucepan off the fire and dunk it in a frying pan or basin of cool water with ice cubes if necessary. This gives the patient a chance to drink the rice water sooner and cure himself or herself sooner.

When drinking the rice water, make sure there is lots of it. You have to tell the patient that enough water must go in to line your guts from
throat to other end, all 10 to 12 metres of it.  If you take rice, it stays in the stomach. If you take broth, some of it may go into the small intestine.
But if you take rice water, it will carry rice grains to every inch of your small and large intestine to the end where the problem is.

More Jokes

Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2010 by randomsay

A man came home from work and his children ran to him and called out ‘Ayah(father in malay language)! Ayah!’.
His neighbor got very upset and said to him, “Can you please tell your children not to call you ‘Ayah’?”

The man asked, “Why?”

The neighbor retorted, “Because my children call me ’Ayah’ too. They might get confused and mistake you to be their father.”

The man told his neighbour, “are you saying that your children is so stupid that they don’t know who is their ‘Ayah’”.

The neighbour : “ummm…… NO!! They are not stupi!! They might just get confused!!”

The Man : “If they are not stupid, then there must be something wrong with your teaching!!”

The neighbour : There is nothing wrong with my teaching!! I just dont want my children to get confused!!

The Man : “So you are saying by using the word ‘Ayah’ , your children will call me Ayah too without knowing who is their father?”

The neighbour said : “yes, That is why your children should stop calling you ‘Ayah’!”

The Man “But children from all over are using the word ayah and no one has any problem”

The neighbour: ” I dont care about others, but my children might get confuse!!”

The man: “Look, I was a father way before you becoming one, my children has been calling me ayah way before you have kids!” “

The neighbour ” I don’t care!! if you dont stop it, i will burn your house!!!”

The man : “………”

Indian – American Jokes

Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2010 by randomsay
 
 An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood;

His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. “Must be an Indian custom,” he thought to himself.

Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again.

When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. “Must be an Indian custom,” he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow’s big fat butt.

Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man.

“I’m sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!” He yelled at the Indian .

The Indian looked confused and answered. “Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit.

 

AnZ Bank Customer Service

Posted in Uncategorized on August 12, 2009 by randomsay

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die!

This is from ANZ Bank Customer Service…..

A lady died this past January, and ANZ bank billed her for
February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and
Then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance
had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00.

A family member placed a call to the ANZ Bank:

Family Member:
‘I am calling to tell you that she died in January.’

ANZ:
‘The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
apply.’

Family Member:
‘Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.’

ANZ:
‘Since it is two months past due, it already has been.’

Family Member:
So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?’

ANZ:
‘Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to
the credit bureau, maybe both!’

Family Member:
‘Do you think God will be mad at her?’

ANZ:
‘Excuse me?’

Family Member:
‘Did you just get what I was telling you . . . The part about her
being dead?’

ANZ:
‘Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.’

Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member:
‘I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.’

ANZ:
‘The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
apply.’

Family Member:
‘You mean you want to collect from her estate?’

ANZ:
(Stammer) ‘Are you her lawyer?’

Family Member:
‘No, I’m her great nephew.’
(Lawyer info given)

ANZ:
‘Could you fax us a certificate of death?’

Family Member:
‘Sure.’
( fax number is given )

After they get the fax:

ANZ:
‘Our system just isn’t set up for death. I don’t know what more I
can do to help.’

Family Member:
‘Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep
billing her. I don’t think she will care.’

ANZ:
‘Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.’

Family Member:
‘Would you like her new billing address?’

ANZ:
‘That might help.’

Family Member:
‘Rookwood Memorial Cemetery, 1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney Plot
Number 1049.’

ANZ:
‘Sir, that’s a cemetery!’

Family Member:
‘Well, what the FUCK do you do with dead people on your planet?’

  

 

The Pastor’s Ass

Posted in Uncategorized on August 12, 2009 by randomsay

 

The Pastor’s Ass
 
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
 
The local paper reads:
 
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
 
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
 
The next day, the local paper headline reads:
 
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
 
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
 
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
 
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
 
The bishop fainted.
 
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
 
The next day the paper reads:
 
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
 
The next day the headlines reads:
 
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day!!
 
 
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .. even shorten your life.
  
So be yourself and enjoy life.
  
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!


 
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